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Maddie, what went wrong?
Bob's Taxi just couldn't understand what Maddie had, but she had it. Maybe she was too much for the band or maybe she wasn't, but at least we know hearts were broken. So it was a normal friday, drinking and smackin' hoes, and then came Maddie. She was dressed in black with pink thong underwear, overcourse bradley noticed and snapped them. So we warmed up with the soulfull sounds of Maddie's boring gossip stories and agenda. So we played "Just Like Heaven," which we later dropped off playing list, and Maddie obviously didnt memorize her words, which was the only homework, so Ian, the wonderfull man he is, had to sing even Maddie's parts. Maddie was jelious, but that wasn't the last of her. So then we played another song, "Electric Marmalaid," once again all she knew was the chorus, and even with that she still had to have the words in front of her. She just couldn't take Ian's master skills and just shat all over Bradley, he fainted, and she left without her only hope of making it.... |
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Jeff's Memorial
He lived in San Diego most of his life dreaming to be a pop star, oh so we thought. He really was a back stabbing bob's taxi trasher who wished this band would never begin. It may be true that Jeff possibly could have made a contribution to helping us start out playing instruments, but it doesnt make up for the trama we went through figuring out how to get a drummer because he never went to practices. Well it all started on a friday evening when Brad, Ross, and Ian were playing music in the small band room inside ross's house. They were just sitting there when brad said, "Jeff is in a new band." So Ian said, "Jeff is out of the band." And it was that easy. There were no remarks from ross mainly because he only cared about getting his food stamps. On behalf of the crew of bob's taxi we would like to thank Jeff for all his crapy work towards the band and how he never helped us towards making a song and he only really played drums when he wanted to. He never really played lead guitar mainly because he never came to our practices when we needed him. Well good bye Jeff and thanx for everything, even if u weren't really in the band. Jeff was a good kid.
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